‹BOBOд мdHHHHHHад dџџHд Рд јџџџ-ZџџџGregory David BurkhardtxHHјHџіџђV,(ќhhи hd'0џЮџКF Ў џџд1€†l /РjІ)д ќд д  Іjд5гlи д D4Дџџџџџџџџ(н|DSETTЊЊ)д hд dд `д lдˆд L)>H7Q…†Яд _œхь1:ƒ‡ мW]˜р`hЂщэ+T—де5w  Vд АVUд hV** Mandatory Training ** TO: ALL EMPLOYEES FR: MANAGEMENT SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to make D.E.E.P S.H.I.T. seriously will haveU to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY ROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.). If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.). Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)ZџџNдDSET‚џџ.Hџџџџџџџџџд дˆкjшˆдџџ6џџ*кjшDSET‚џџ.Hˆdddddџџџџџџд ќшˆдџџ6џџ*кjшFNTMCUTSDSUM0Gregory David BurkhardtHDNISTYLd џџ@STYLд ид Xд фд дд №д tд œд \9џџџџџџ3џџ џџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџ џџџџ+џџ џџџџџџ џџџџџџ џџџџџџџџџџ*џџ џџџџџџ џџџџ@џџHASHŒ $ксДоу& L: QhЙбкj­зazЋсo}BodЂџџ CHARд рѕџџџџ џџ џџџњ џџџыџџ"џп џџџћ џџ€4џџHASH„  Rџџ CELLд ь@џџџџџџџџ"џџHASHџ ^џџ GRPHд єўџџџџџџџџ"џџHASHЦџџl RULRд Œdџџџџџџџџ§@џџ(џџHASHџџ@§$ џџLKUP  џџ$NAMEDefault Default SSHeaderBodyFooterFootnoteFootnote Index˜џџDFNTM HelveticaGenevaETBL@FNTMCUTS%DSUM-HDNIeSTYLoETBLзџў§ќћњљј№ёђѓєѕії